Proud owner of the full schedule for RTW fall-winter 2009 runway collections for the week of march 5th-12th in Paris!!!

I just need to get details like locations ( I've already got the Balenciaga show! N.Ghesquiere hire me because I am full of charisma and will work hard to polish your beautiful shoes with my drool over your beautiful clothes). 

blasted, just how to get in? HOW TO GET IN?? 

and now, shows I would kill my neighbor to see:

Balenciaga, Balmain, Lavin, Martin Margiela, Dries Van Noten, YVES SAINT LAURENT, Chanel, Alexander McQueen, Chloe and Miu Miu

this is my list for the week.

may I re-iterate, HOW TO GET IN??